JOKE OF THE WEEK: SECRET SERVICE

A young man was coming out of church one day, and the pastor was standing at the
door as always to shake hands.
The pastor grabbed the young man by the hand and pulled him aside. "Young man,"
he said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
The young man replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
The pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and
Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service."